to him, Look, buddy, your car was upside down when we got here. And as for your Grandma, she soluhdn't have mouthedoff like that! Lisa: Dad, don't you see you're abusing your power like all vigilantes? I mean, if you're the police, who will police the police?Homer: I dunno. Coast Guard?Marge: Homer, wasn't the whole point to catch the Cat Burglar?Lisa: And I still don't have my saxophone.Homer: Lisa, the mob is working on getting your saxophone back. Butwe've also expanded into other important areas. [reads a list] Literacy programs, preserving our beloved covered bridges, worlddomination Lisa: World domination?Homer: Oh ho, heh, that might be a typo. [thinks] Mental note: the girl knows too much.Herman: See, it's a miniature version of the A-Bomb. The government built it in the fifties to drop on beatniks.[Homer imagines a beatnik on the grass with a bongo]Beatnik: Radiant cool, crazy nightmare Zen New Jersey nowhere [A group of beatniks snap their fingers in time][Homer flies overhead in a plane]Homer: Put this in your pipe and smoke it! [Presses a button, but the A-Bomb doesn't fall]Beatnik: How now, brown bureaucrat?[Homer jumps on the bomb, and it falls with him still on it. He cheers as though he's riding a bronco][It explodes, bringing us back to reality] Take that, Maynard G. Krebs!Herman: Hey see the sign? ["Do not ride the bomb"]Homer: Sorry.Abe: I'll join! I'm filled with piss and vinegar. At first Iwas just filled with vinegar.Homer: Hmm sorry, Dad. You're too old.Abe: [stammers] Too old? Why, that just means I have experience.Who chased the Irish out of Springfield village in aughtfour? Me, that's who!Irish man: And a fine job you did, too.Homer: Aw, Dad. You've done a lot of great things, but you're avery old man now, and old people are useless. [tickles Abe] Aren't they? Aren't they? Huh? Yes they are! Yes they are! Tee hee Abe: Stop it! That's a form of abuse.